🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF LEGAL WIZARDRY!💥🚨 Meet the new kid on the block: Crosby, the law firm that’s basically feeding contracts to AI like it's the last slice of pizza at a frat party 🍕🤖. This squad just snagged a whopping **$20 MILLION** in a Series A funding that’s co-led by Index Ventures, BCV, and Elad Gil—who probably just got tired of waiting for lawyers to read contracts on their lunch breaks 🤓💰. Now picture this: Ryan Daniels, the lawyer who ditched the courtroom for a coding keyboard, is like, “Why should I read 300 pages of legalese when my AI buddy can chew it up and spit it out faster than a TikTok trend?!” 🔥💀 *Leaked Quote*: "I just want my AI to be the base-level intern that doesn't take coffee breaks!" Meanwhile, traditional law firms are sitting there like 🦕, wondering where they went wrong. The real question is: how many billable hours does it take to train this AI? 💸😩 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every legal dispute will be settled via TikTok challenge. *No cap*. “Your Honor, I call upon the power of the Dougie!” 🕺💼 This is fine. Share this if you aren't seething with envy! 😈💥