🗽💡🚨 Hold onto your fission reactors, folks! New York State just declared it’s going FULL nuclear mode because #climategoals, duh! 💥🌍 Governor Kathy Hochul is like the mad scientist from your childhood nightmares, telling the New York Power Authority to resurrect TWO dozen power plants—most of which look like they belong in a gas station. Imagine this convo going down: **Hochul:** “We need more power!! ⚡” **NY Power Guy:** “Um, like… how much more?” **Hochul:** “Nuclear amount! 💀” But hold up, they’re still playing with LEGOs on the design and location 🤷‍♂️🏗️. So basically, we’re two steps away from “Uranium R Us” popping up in your neighborhood. Drake’s gonna be pointing at this when it turns into an episode of “This is Fine.” 🐶🔥 Can you say cringe? 😂 Basically, they’re channeling their inner galaxy brain vibes while the rest of us just pop popcorn and watch the inevitable meltdown. 🔥💸 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, we’ll all be powering our toaster ovens with radioactive slices of bread! 🥴 #NuclearToasterForever 💰🚀 Share this or you’ll end up trying to charge your phone with a potato! 🥔📱🌀