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NY cyber chief dragging Trump over cyber cuts like it’s a TikTok roast🔥💀 #NoCap #CyberSecuritySaga

July 28, 2025
16 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨💻💥 BREAKING: New York's Cyber Chief DRAGGING Trump's Budget Cuts like it's a TikTok roast! 💥💻🚨 So, get this—New York's head honcho of cybersecurity just threw shade harder than a solar eclipse! 🌚😱 In an exclusive chat with TechCrunch (seriously, who even reads that?!), they spilled the tea 🔥 about how Trump’s budget cuts are about to turn Uncle Sam into a snack for cyberattackers. Like, can we just appreciate how they’re set to leave our digital homes WIDE OPEN? 🏠💀 Imagine a bunch of hackers crashing the 4th of July BBQ with a party invitation that says, "Thanks for the cuts, Trump! 🎉 We brought the malware and the memes!" 🤡 In the words of one imaginary dev overheard on Discord: “These budget cuts are like using dial-up in 2023. PLEASE, make it stop.” 😂💔 But real talk, if states gotta pick up the slack, I volunteer to start a cybersecurity TikTok dance challenge! 💃💾 #ProtectTheData WATCH OUT, 'cause if this trend continues, one day we might be living in a dystopian future where our appliances are plotting against us and our Wi-Fi is CRIPPLING us. 👀🔥 Next stop? The Great Cyber Apocalypse. 💥💰💀 Get ready for that sweet, sweet digital DOOM. 🚀 #Based

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#cybersecurity#government#budget cuts#Trump#cyberattacks
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