🚨💀 GATHER ‘ROUND, CODE WARRIORS! 💀🚨 So you thought supply chain attacks were just a myth? Welcome to the nightmare fuel called "s1ngularity"!!! 🤡🔗👾 Apparently, a rogue squad of hackers decided that 2,349 GitHub and Cloud credentials 🍕🤯 were begging for a spicy hot steal! Malicious Nx packages? More like **EXPRESS 🚀 DELIVERY** of your secrets straight to the dark web! No cap! You know the drill: *“It’s fine, everything’s on fire”* 🔥 as we sip our coffee and try not to scream at how the nx build system turned into a glorified hacker’s treasure chest. Imagine the hackers laughing as they see all those credentials rolling in like stonks 📈 while we're all here trying to remember our kids' names! 😱💰 One dev reportedly said, “I thought it was just a bug! Turns out it's a full-on ❓WTF❓ attack!” 📉💔 And the only thing we can do is... cry? Or maybe just avoid npm like it's that one ex you can't escape from? (You know the one!) So here's the hot take: In 2024, **npm will be the new Tinder**—filled with dangerous ‘packages’ that swipe right on your credentials! Swipe left, buddy! 🚫👩‍💻💔💚 And if you're not already scared, just wait until the next *s1ngularity* sequel drops! Spoiler: it's even worse! 😅 #SaveYourKeys #MemeTheChaos