🚨💻💣 BREAKING: Nvidia JUST DROPPED the tea on Rowhammer, and no cap, it’s causing more drama than your average TikTok breakup 💔! So, what's this Rowhammer business? 🤔 Imagine your DRAM doing the virtual equivalent of getting knocked on the head, which leads to your graphics card going *full chaos mode*! Like, we’re talking about a new villain called GPUHammer who’s here to mess with your GDDR6 memories and turn your sweet graphics into pixelated spaghetti 🍝! Nvidia tried to play it cool and said, "It's not that deep, fam. 😂" But fr fr, researchers over at the University of Toronto are like, "Um, maybe it’s time to panic?!" 👀 They’re basically screaming, "This is fine!" while their GPUs spontaneously combust. 🔥💀 (No, not literally... yet.) Imagine this convo between some Nvidia devs: Dev1: "Bro, did you read about GPUHammer?!" Dev2: "Yeah, stonks are gonna tank if the gamers find out." Dev1: "Time to shove a meme into the marketing campaign! 🤖" Here’s my hot take: By 2024, we’re gonna see GPUs that run on CRYSTAL BALL TECHNOLOGY because clearly, why not? 🔮💸💥 Stay woke, tech fam!