💥💔 Brace yourselves, gamers and meme lords, because Nvidia is about to drop the RTX 5050 like it’s hot! 🔥 Starting at a “totally affordable” price of $249 (no cap, they're trying to empty your wallets, fr fr) — but spoiler alert: it comes with last-gen GDDR6 VRAM! 🤡💀 That’s like flexing at the gym with yesterday's protein shake, my dude! 💪🥴 But wait, it gets weirder! 🤖 This GPU has 8GB of VRAM and 2,560 Blackwell CUDA cores. Translation? You can *finally* justify that "gaming rig" as a way to play Candy Crush in HD. 🎮💸 Thanks, Nvidia, not all heroes wear capes; some just gather our hopes and dreams and organize them in a dumpster fire. 🔥🗑️ What’s more fun? RTX 5050 laptops starting at a low-low price of $999, but hey, who needs a functioning bank account anyway? 💰✨ Plus, they'll consume a sip of 35W to 100W power! 🌌 Like, bro, do you want the GPU or do you want to *actually* run your laptop? 🤔 Rumor has it, one Nvidia dev was overheard saying, “We just make the memes; the market embraces the chaos.” 🤷‍♂️💬 So here’s the tea: expect this GPU to be the “this is fine” meme of the gaming world. And my hot take? In 5 years, Nvidia will be selling RTX potato chips with built-in ray tracing because we’ve all been living in the matrix. 👽🍟💣 Stonks? More like non-stonks! 🚀💥