🚀💰 *Hold onto your GPUs, fam*—Nvidia just flexed so hard, they put the entire stock market on a vegan meal plan! 🌱🔥 According to their CFO (who definitely does not wear a turtleneck while drinking oat milk lattes), they racked up $2.2 BILLION in "net other income" in Q2. What does that mean? 🤔 It’s like finding $5 in your couch cushion but instead it’s a whole yacht party on a blockchain! 🛥️💸 Why? Because they’s out here playing stonks like it’s a video game, investing in CoreWeave like it’s a “get rich quick” scheme straight outta our uncle’s basement. 🤡💀 Watch out, rich nerds—Nvidia just turned “publicly-held equity security” into the hottest buzzword since “doge.” 🐶💎 Imaginary convo with the CFO: **CEO:** "What do you mean by 'other income'?" **CFO:** "Dude, we just levelled up—turns out investing in cloud graphics is more lucrative than betting on your local crypto cat cafe!" And in true chaos fashion, folks are predicting Nvidia will buy the entire planet to turn it into a VR paradise by 2030. 🌎💫 No cap, get ready for “Nvidia World”—where your neighbor’s cat is your personal AI assistant. This is fine. 🤖🔥 So, when's the IPO for “Nvidia’s Couch Change”? 👀👾