🔥🚨🎉 NVidia’s Revenue Drama! 🎉🚨🔥 In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writer raise an eyebrow 🤯, NVidia just snitched on its own pee-pee! 😏💔 According to a *super top-secret* 🕵️‍♂️ filing that’s giving everyone major *weird flex but ok* vibes, their top two customers are absolutely DRIPPING with money 💰, accounting for a whopping 39% of Q2 revenue. That’s up from a mere 25% last year! 🚀 Let’s dive deep into the *chipocalypse*, shall we? 🌌🧠 I mean, if your revenue is 39% dependent on two clients, you might wanna consider starting a side hustle... maybe selling NFT cat pics? 😹👀 Some *leaked* insider gossip from an NVidia developer, who I can only assume is sipping a Monster energy drink and playing Fortnite on a RTX 4090, claims: “Why do we even need customers? Let’s just sell graphic cards to ourselves! 🤷‍♂️💀” While NVidia plays the *clientele roulette* 🎰, the rest of us are just here vibing like this is fine 🐶🔥. 🤜 GET READY FOR A HOT TAKE: In the future, NVidia will either reign supreme or crash harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. 🤡👀 So, remember... STONKS may not be immortal but that revenue stream sure is lukewarm! 💥💀 #ChaoticTechVibes ✌️