🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Nvidia has been ghosted harder than your ex after you post a thirst trap 💔. Yep, you heard it right—China just banned Nvidia’s RTX Pro 6000D chips like they were the cringiest TikTok dance ever 💀💀. Big tech players like Alibaba and ByteDance were all set to feast on those spicy new chips 🍟, but the Cyberspace Administration was like “Nah fam, we’re not buying that!” Talk about a major L! 😂🙅‍♂️🔒 Like, did they think they were having a Microsoft Teams meeting at 8 AM? Just the worst vibe! Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, is throwing the biggest pity party since the last iceberg sunk an unsinkable ship 🚢💔. “I’m disappointed,” he said, probably while scrolling through memes to cope. *Boo hoo!* 😭💔 Meanwhile, H2O chips were waving goodbye like, “We gave you 15% of the stonks and you hit us with the unfollow?” 📈💰 In a leaked call, an Nvidia dev was like, “The only thing more blocked than our chips in China is our internet access!” 😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next up, Nvidia will just sell their chips on the black market in Fortnite. Alts like “RTX_4_Sale” will rule the dark web using memes as currency. #based #memeconomy 🌐👾