🚨BREAKING: Nvidia tells the US government to BACK OFF like your mom when she sees you trying to unlock the family PC with your Hotmail password from 2003! 💀🖥️ Nvidia's Chief Security Officer just dropped a blog post hotter than a meme on TikTok, confirming that their chips are like that one friend who won’t let you use their Netflix password: NO BACKDOORS ALLOWED! 🏠🔒💥 I mean, for real? This is like asking a cat not to knock over a glass of water—just not gonna happen! US lawmakers are out here tryna pull a *Drake Pointing* meme with their Chip Security Act. "Hey Nvidia, how about some tracking tech and kill switches?" 🙄 And meanwhile, across the pond, China's like, "We already hacked that!" 😂🇨🇳 David Reber Jr., the Nvidia OG, is basically saying, "No cap, our chips are solid. They don't need 'kill switches.' Get your backdoor fantasies outta here!" 🤖✨ Leaked sources say one Nvidia dev screamed, "It’s not a backdoor, it’s a RED DOOR!" As if that’s any better? 🌈🚪 🔥**Hot take**: If the US keeps pushing, Nvidia might just drop an *AI Chip 2: Without Borders* sequel just to stick it to Uncle Sam. Get ready for that spicy drama, folks! 🍿👀