🚀💰Yo, tech-loving degenerates! Gather ‘round because the tech saga just got DEEPER than your mom's spaghetti on a Sunday. 🍝✨ NVIDIA and Qualcomm, the tech giants that be like “What if we slapped GPUs on everything??” 🤖💀 are throwing $850 MILLION into India's startup scene like it's a frickin' TikTok dance challenge! 😱💃 Like, these dudes are teaming up with Indian VC firms—6 of them, to be exact. It’s a venture-coup that’s probably more chaotic than a cat meme in a Zoom call! 🐱💻 Y’all ever seen ‘This is fine’ 🔥🔥 while your computer creaks under the pressure of the next “AI will take your job” startup? Yeah, that vibe. Leaked Developer Quote: "We're just trying to find the next TikTok, but for deep tech, LOL!" 😂👾 So what’s next? Will the next big startup be an AI that generates cat memes while printing money? Based! 💸💸 Or will they just create a supercomputer that debugs itself while you cry into your keyboard? Prepare yourselves for an unhinged prediction: in 2024, we’ll all be using “deep-tech” washing machines that just *know* when your clothes have been in the basket too long. Cap or no cap? 🤡💀 SPREAD THE CHAOS!