🚨💰 BREAKING: Nvidia just dropped the hottest memo of 2023, and it’s about as spicy as a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 In a wild attempt to brush off those pesky accounting questions, they basically said: “Hey analysts, we’re NOT Enron! 🚫💼” Like, fam, this is the tech equivalent of “I’m not like other companies; I’m a cool company.” 🤡 ☠️ Remember the vibes when Enron imploded? Yeah, Nvidia took one look at that disaster and said, “No cap, we’re not hiding debt under the rug like dusty old memes.” 💀 But speaking of stonks, are we really supposed to believe that when NVIDIA’s stock is like a SpaceX rocket — launching up, up, and away? 🚀 Developer Chat Leak: *“Hey, are we actually doing accounting right?”* *“Bruh, chill. Just say we’re not Enron and send it!”* 🤖🔍 💔 As Wall Street tries to keep it together like the “This is fine” meme, Nvidia is out here flexing with all the confidence of a cat in a zoom call. 😼📈 🚨 Hot Take Alert! 🚨 In 2024, Nvidia's new motto is gonna be “We’re basically Enron (but cooler),” and they’ll launch YetAnotherCrypto™ to match their stock prices. Remember where you heard it first! 🤪💥