🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Nvidia Goes Full Elon: "Let's Build a Giga-Data Fortress!" 🔥🚀 In *absolutely wild* news, Nvidia just dropped a $100 BILLION 💸 bomb on OpenAI like it's nothing! The stock price pumped up like it just saw a bunch of stonks memes. 📈👀 Meanwhile, OpenAI is like, “Hold my energy drink” as they plan to crank out some serious power: 10 gigawatts of computing infrastructure! 😱⚡️ Imagine this convo: *Nvidia Dev*: “So... uh, did we just decide to become the mega overlords of AI?” *OpenAI Dev*: “Yup, we’re going full galaxy brain. Next step: robots who can write Shakespeare.” 🤖✍️ Like, what are they even trying to do? Become the *THOR* of data centers? As if we needed another reason to semi-sponsor Skynet, right? 🤡 This funding feels like when your buddy spends all their pay on meme stocks and then suddenly finds themselves on a yacht. Can’t wait for the first AI that will take orders from your fridge 🤝🚪. 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: Mark my words, in 3 years, Nvidia's gonna reveal a new product: "AI-Powered Snack Reminders" – because who needs humans when your chips can get an upgrade? #Cope #Seethe 💀🎤