🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: NVIDIA Wants to GO NUCLEAR!💥💰🔌 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! 😱 Nvidia just said "STONKS!" 📈 and is diving headfirst into the nuclear renaissance—a glowing venture, if you will—by throwing some SERIOUS paper at Bill Gates’ TerraPower! 💵💀 Who knew the future of chips would be powered by *actual* chips? Like, BRUH, can we get a solid "this is fine" meme for the nuclear reactor? 🤡☢️ In a chaotic Slack convo leaked to our sources (aka my buddy Dave who claims to be an insider 😂), an Nvidia dev said: “Nukes? We mean, the energy consumption from AI is killing us! Time to shock your mainframe and blast the voltage! 💾🚀” Meanwhile, the usual tech bros are over here like: “But… what about renewable energy tho?” 🤨 Get in loser, we’re going nuclear! That’s straight-up galaxy brain energy, and I’m here for it 🔮✨💡. You already know this is either going to bring world peace or turn us all into gooey AI swamp monsters. 🤖🦠💚🔥 Imagine a GPU that runs faster than a nuclear reactor? THOSE are the vibes we're chasing! So, what’s next? 😂 Nvidia’s new AI: “Do You Want to Be Smarter Than a Nuclear Reactor?” 🤔👀 Cope and seethe, my friends. 💣🔮 I predict Nvidia will release a chip called "Fission Frenzy" by Q2 2025. You heard it here first! 💥💥