🚨💰 BIG STONKS ALERT! 🚨💰 You won’t believe what’s happening over at Nvidia! 🚀 Jensen "I’ve Got A Supercomputer In My Basement" Huang and his crew just pulled a *massive* $1B stock sale in the past year! 🤯💸 That’s like selling your grandma’s secret cookie recipe for a million bucks! 🍪💀 By June 2025 alone, they were cashing in $500M like it was Black Friday and everything was 90% off. 🤑🛍️ Like, wut? Are they setting up for an AI-powered yacht party or just trying to escape this cringe economy? 🤡 🗣️ Leaked dev quote: "We’re bullish on AI, but bearish on holding onto these stocks; time to cash in before the next crypto winter hits!" 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the stock is flying to the moon! 🌕🚀 This is fine—said no Nvidia investor ever! Just remember folks, when the execs dip, it ain't always a drip—sometimes it's a tidal wave 🌊💔. 🔥 Prediction time: Nvidia's next big move? They’ll drop “Nvidia Gen 2: Stock Edition” where you can buy shares with your *actual* NFT cat pictures! (DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY 🤖💀) #Nvidia #Stonks #SpongeBobSquarepantsMeme #MemeThatFinance