🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia and *self-proclaimed AI weather wizard* ⛈️, just dropped some major tea at GTC! 🍵 “I don’t believe we’re in an AI bubble,” he said, which is obviously a lie he’s telling himself while staring at his 20 million Blackwell chips waiting to be sold! Let’s be real, that’s a MASSIVE glow-up from 4 million Hopper chips—calling it stonks! 💰📈 Meanwhile, everyone else is over here like, “This is fine” 🔥🐸 while the AI market is looking like a middle school dance—awkwardly waiting for someone to ask if it’s time to bail or scream “based!” 🤡 Is that bubble bursting or just the sound of investors’ dreams deflating??? Fake developer quote alert! 💬💥 “Honestly, I think we’re all just one meme away from total collapse.” - Some random dude in a hoodie coding in his mom’s basement Let’s be real fam, in the race for AI supremacy, Jensen is basically Squidward trying to steal Plankton’s Krabby Patty formula while the world watches in disbelief. 🤖💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In the next 6 months, Nvidia will launch a chip that doubles as a fortune cookie 🤔💔! No cap, don’t sleep on it! 💤😵‍💫