🚨💥 Breaking News from the Land of Overpriced GPUs! 🌈💻 Nvidia just dropped a teaser for their new chip, the *Rubin CPX*, and it sounds like it could power the entire galaxy's worth of AI... while still being 99% more expensive than your retainer payment 💰💰💰! We’re talking about a mind-blowing 8 EXAFLOPS. That’s right, eight! I can barely count past 3 before I start crying over my student loans 💀📉. AI inference? More like AI INFER-NO, amirite? 🤣 Here’s the lowdown: first, the fancy chip gathers all the data like your friend who’s too invested in gossip 🤫, and then, boom 💥, it spits out a response one token at a time like it's the most dramatic text message ever. An "anonymous" Nvidia developer was quoted saying, “We figured the math was less important than the marketing buzz. Just throw ‘disaggregate’ in the mix, and it sounds super smart.” 👀🤖 But wait, this speculation isn't just fine—it's STONKS 💹! What's next? A GPU that plays chess while brewing your coffee? 🏆☕ *Spoiler alert*: it's Nvidia. They’ve got chips that can outsmart most politicians. So get ready for an impending AI takeover that will TRY to sell you a premium subscription 🔥🚀. 🔥 Hot Take: *Within five years, we’ll ALL be writing our own tech news with a chatbot, and that’s why I’m investing in a dogecoin farming farm—no cap!* 💸💸