🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS, future overlords! Nvidia just dropped their latest toy, the Jetson AGX Thor, aka the "robot brain" for your future robotic minions. 🤖 But hold onto your GPU-calibrated pants, it's gonna set you back a whopping $3,499! 😱💸 Imagine telling your bank account, “this is fine” while it seethes over your impulse buy for a *developer kit* that screams “I’m definitely smarter than you!” LMAO! 🔥💀 Nvidia’s flexing that brainpower, but here’s the real tea ☕: who needs a brain when you can just Google everything? Like, is it really worth it, bro? Your new “robot overlord” might just end up being a glorified paperweight. 🤡 Rumor has it that a dev in the Nvidia chat was like, “We just wanted to make a cool chip, and now we’re selling robot brains for more than my rent?” 🤷‍♂️ STONKS! 📈💀 So, strap in folks, because if you buy this chip, you’ll be training your very own R2-D2 to *not* fetch you a drink, but instead go full HAL 9000 at your 2 a.m. existential crisis. 🚀👽 🚨🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all just wear robot brains on our heads instead of actual hats. Mark my words! 🧢✨