💥🎉 BREAKING: Nvidia Just Unleashed the $3,999 DGX Spark Mini PC! 🚀🔥 Oh no! Nvidia just dropped a new mini PC that costs more than your rent! 😱 Like, can I get a “this is fine” meme while I seethe over my budget? Ain't no way you're convincing me to fork over stonks for a box that sounds like it belongs in a NASA lab. 💰💻 💬 Developer quote: "Bro, I just wanted to code an AI that beats humans in chess, not sell my kidney!" - An imaginary dev lamenting over their impending bankruptcy. 😂 The DGX Spark isn’t your grandma's PC! 🧓💥 This baby is apparently made for AI developers (which translates to using it to train algorithms that will eventually replace us all 🤖💀). For just $3,999, you too can achieve startup-level cringe while your friends call you "the guy with the overpriced paperweight." 🍕🍔 Meanwhile, alternatives like a pizza-making robot are being developed for the same price, no cap. And don't even get me started on the cringe of “select third-party retailers.” Like, do those exist outside of a dystopian future? 😂🚨 🔥HOT TAKE: This gizmo will become the overpriced lawn ornament of the tech world, while we casually continue to train cats to chase laser pointers. Future prediction: in three years, your AI will be doing all your work while you sip lattes! Share if you’d pay for this souped-up toaster! 😂💀✨