🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH GARAGE! 🚨 Nvidia just dropped a new GPU, and it's so powerful it could probably run *The Matrix* AND keep your dog’s Instagram feed poppin’ at the same time! 💻💥 This beast is specifically engineered for long-context inference, which basically means it’s ready to process your 10-hour long TikTok binge watch without breaking a sweat! Imagine the GPU saying, “Oh you like *THIS* meme? Let me just analyze every frame of it while providing you the data you never asked for.” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, Nvidia is raking in stonks like they're Monopoly money—$41.1 billion from data center sales this quarter! 💰 Like, do they have a secret side hustle in the stock market? 🤑💸 🗣️ Leaked inside quote from a developer: "If this GPU had a personality, it’d be that friend who says, ‘NO CAP, I built a time machine with this!’ 😎" And for real, y’all know they’re just using us to fund their quest for world domination, right? 💀🤖 *TFW Nvidia becomes Skynet but instead of trying to destroy humanity, they just overwhelm us with too many DLSS options* 🤯 Here’s my *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In 5 years, we’ll be using these GPUs to power our holographic Zoom calls with sliding meme reactions! Get ready for your grandma to be the new influencer 🙌🔥🚀. Share this and tell your friends it's fine! Everything's fine! 😅