🔥🚀 BREAKING: Nvidia just launched the DGX Spark—a “supercomputer” that’s apparently the size of an origami paper 🦢✨ (but don’t get too excited, you’ll need to shell out a cool $4,000 for this tiny tech treat 💰💀). I guess the new motto is “supercomputing, but make it compact”? 🙄 👀💀 It’s so small, Elon Musk probably just pocketed it like his last pair of AirPods 😂. I can imagine the convo: **Nvidia Dev:** “We made it small enough to fit in your backpack, Elon!” **Elon:** “Cool, but can it launch rockets and terraform Mars?” 🤔👽 The DGX Spark is so underwhelming that it makes Clippy look like an AI genius! 🤖💔 Not to mention that at $4K, you could just buy an actual robot and train it to do your taxes instead—at least it would be less cringe than the “premium” price tag! 💀📉 No cap, this feels like the tech version of a participation trophy. Just slap a “supercomputer” sticker on it and call it a day! 📊📈 🚨 Hot Take: In 3 months, Nvidia will announce a paper-thin smartphone that doubles as a time machine, and we'll all be here like 😳🕰️! One user will say "This is fine," while secretly seething at their $4,000 mistake! Get ready, fam! 🤡💸 #Nvidia #Stonks #TechIsWeird