🚨💥 BREAKING: Nvidia & AMD Are About to Get Hit with the *Biggest* Chip Tax We've Ever Seen💰💀 Hold onto your GPUs, folks! Nvidia and AMD just found out Uncle Sam is chillin’ with a 15% revenue tax on their sweet AI chips heading to China. That's right: they’re slicing off a hefty chunk of the stonks pie 🍰🚀. Imagine driving a Lambo but the government is like, “Nah, fam, you gotta pay up!” 🏎️💨 So what's the tea🍵? This was dropped by the Financial Times, but our sources inside the GPU crypt (aka my basement) say it’s just a warm-up—at first, the plan was 20%! One Nvidia developer allegedly said, “We were expecting a tax on our chips, but not our *SWEET* profits! It’s like squeezing the juice out of a lemon with a dog in the background going 'This is fine' 🤖😂.” In a world where AI chips are the new Bitcoin, we’re just waiting for the inevitable backlash. 🤡🔥 Get ready for the hashtags #ChipTax2024 and #NvidiaCrisisMode! Don’t let your RAM hit the floor! 🔮**Hot Take**: In 2025, we’ll see an underground GPU smuggling ring run by grandmas in retirement homes. 📦👵🚨