💰💸 HOLD UP 🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Numeric just snagged a whopping **$51 MILLION** to zen out your accounting stress! 😱 This isn't your grandma's bookkeeper, fam! This is some NEXT-LEVEL *AI accounting automation* that even your side-hustle TikTok views can’t compete with! 📊🔮 They started off in 2020 (aka the wild frontier of *not washing hands* and *Can I get a refund for 2020?* 😷) and now they’re ready to expand faster than your monthly coffee budget! ☕️🚀 Some *highly confidential* (totally made up) quotes from a "developer" have surfaced: “Why do manual work when you can let AI cry into spreadsheets for you?” 💻😢💀 And let’s be real—if your finance team isn’t using a tool that sounds like it could star in a sci-fi movie, what are you even doing? This is the ultimate *Galactic Brain* move for finance! 💫🤓 But brace yourselves, stonks are about to GO TO THE MOON! 🌒🔥🤖 What’s next? A vending machine that offers crypto snacks? 🍕💵 Prediction: In five years, we’ll make peace with AI accountants, and they’ll start filing divorce papers—*on behalf of your bank accounts* 😅💔 #Cringe #Seethe #Cope Spread the chaos, fam! ☄️