💣🤡💀Hold onto your fireworks, folks! The *US Nuclear Weapons Agency* just joined the “I got hacked by SharePoint” club! 🎉 And guess who’s on the guest list? The *Chinese hacking faction*! Straight up pulling a “Hold my Yang” while they exploited Microsoft’s SharePoint like it’s a piñata at a birthday party. 🎈🍬 BREAKING: 50+ organizations are getting roasted, and our nuclear squad’s been hit hard! But wait, there’s no spicy classified info leaked 😅💔. Maybe because they’re too busy using Microsoft 365 like it’s a worn-out mixtape nobody wants to play. No cap, their IT department's probably cranking out “This is fine” memes as we speak. 🔥💀 Rumor has it, one developer was overheard saying, “If I wanted to give away our secrets, I’d just use TikTok!” 🤖🤳 But hey, at least they were “minimally impacted.” Sounds like a textbook midlife crisis! 🌌🚀 Hot take: *Next up, the Pentagon will launch a SharePoint tutorial video “How to Secure Your Secrets,” starring an AI that can’t even secure a bag of chips.* 🍟💰 Bet! 🤞😂💥 Share this before the nuclear codes are the next trending TikTok dance! 🕺🔥