🚨BREAKING: Nscale JUST BECAME THE IRL STONKS meme! 🚨💰 They just scored a whopping $1.1 billion to build data centers that are basically the new temples of Silicon Valley! 🙌💻 Led by the legendary Norwegian investment firm Aker ASA (who we all know is just a group of Vikings in business suits 🤣), this round also saw Nvidia, Dell, and Nokia throwing cash like it’s confetti at a non-existent party. 🥳📉 🗣️🔊 Leaked dev quote: “With this funding, we’re basically turning data centers into *Fort Knox*—but for AI data...and probably just the memes we love. 😂” Nscale plans to grow their infrastructure footprint like it’s a game of Minecraft—except no blocky trees, just endless racks of servers. They're gonna give your grandma's old server a run for its money with this tech wizardry! 🤖🚀 But let’s be real, Nscale could literally be building a giant data bunker to hide all the memes we’re too scared to share, right? 🤔💀 This is fine. 🔥🔥PREDICTION ALERT: In three years, we’ll all be applying for jobs at Nscale just to hang with the AI overlords, and grandma’s going to have an NFT cat meme hanging in HQ! I said what I said! 😤🔥🚀 Share this with your techy friends and let the meme chaos ensue! 🤡💥