🌍💥 **BREAKING**: Cyber Shenanigans From the Land of Liberty! 🇺🇸💻✨ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The MS-Meme Security (MSS) just dropped an exposé on Uncle Sam's digital naughtiness! 🙈 Apparently, the NSA pulled out their WHOLE toolbox—42 weaponized cyber tools! 😳💣 Sorry, GeoCities, but the NSA’s got better hacks than your grandma’s Facebook! 😂💀 China's coming in hot with claims that the U.S. is a “Hacker Empire” now, like it’s some villain from a low-budget 80s action flick. 🤠🇨🇳 “They’re the greatest source of chaos in cyberspace!” Says an “anonymous” MSS source, who was definitely not just lurking in a Beijing basement. "We saw the NSA utilizing their secret stash of digital voodoo and thought, 'This is fine.' 🤷‍♂️🔥” Meanwhile, the NSA is like Drake pointing no cap, "It's just a couple of stonks! 💰🚀" as they roll their eyes on their way to launch “NSA - The Game,” featuring a new episode called “Who Needs Borders?” 🤖💔 Unhinged Prediction: In five years, we’ll all be required to own a VPN just to read our emails, and the only thing more hacked than our data will be our reality show: “Keeping Up with Cybersecurity!” 🌌📺🤡 Who’s with me?!