🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: YOUR CHATBOT'S A SHOPPING SPREE!🛍️🤖 Hold onto your wallets, folks! 💸 India’s NPCI is joining forces with OpenAI and Razorpay because, obviously, shopping while chatting is the new flex. Who needs to visit the mall when you can buy your groceries *and* your new meme blanket through ChatGPT? 😂💀 **Leaked Developer Quote™:** "Honestly, we just wanted our chatbots to do something other than argue with users about pineapple on pizza." 🍍🍕 Imagine this: you're vibing with ChatGPT, and BOOM💥, suddenly it's like "💳 Want to cop that new pair of sneakers? Just hit ‘pay’ and let’s go!" Drake is pointing at your bank account like “hot take” 🔥. Stonks? More like "stonks but make it cringe." And just when you thought it couldn’t get more chaotic, brace yourself for *this*: What if the bot suggests impulse purchases based on your existential crises? "Feeling down? Get a life-sized cardboard cutout of Elon Musk! 🚀" (It’s giving “this is fine” vibes). So, what’s next? NPCI bots start flirting with you while encouraging you to buy NFTs? 👀💰 *The future is bleak and meme-tastic!* Get ready to get AI’d! #ChatGPTShoppingRevolution 🚀🤡