💰🚨BREAKING NEWS: The crypto markets are having a *crying in the club* moment as investors yank $3.5B from US-listed Bitcoin ETFs faster than my Wi-Fi drops during a Zoom meeting💀💔. Almost breaking the February record of $3.6B in outflows, these ETFs are looking about as reliable as your uncle's "get-rich-quick" scheme. *This is fine* 🔥👀. 📉 *Bloomin’* heck, why are we treating Bitcoin ETFs like an ex you just can’t stop checking up on? 🤡#NoCap, these funds are taking a hit harder than my self-esteem after reading the comments section on a TikTok! 😂✨ Leaked developer quote: “We thought we were building bridges but apparently, we’re just installing slide doors for everyone to bounce! 🚀💥” *If only we could invest in emotional stability instead...* Listen up fam, **Drake's been pointing to charts,** and the market's just ignoring him like he sold his soul to the crypto devil! 🌌👀. With November looking like that one meme of the dog in a burning room, my *hot take* is that BTC will be trading under $10k by Christmas or Elon Musk will adopt a cat! 🤖🐱 Good luck, hodlers! 😜