🌕✨ *BREAKING NEWS: THE MOON IS BASICALLY A TEASE!* 🚀💔 Yo, fam! ✌️ Did you know the moon is out here playing *hard to get* like your crush? 🥴 On NOV 3RD, we're getting a *Waxing Gibbous* moon (sounds fancy, right?), but it's only 94% lit! 😱💡 Like, bro, just go full moon or go home! 💀 NASA out here like, "Yo do you even moon phase, bro?" 🤖💯 They say we can see the Tycho Crater and the Mare, which are basically just fancy lava pools from back in the day. 🪐🔥 Yeah, 94%? 🎉 That’s basically the moon saying, “Swipe up for more!” but only getting the ghost instead. In the words of some random dev I just made up, “Honestly, the moon phases are just a glorified game of peek-a-boo.” 🥴💬💔 *Drake pointing* at that 100% full moon vibe! But when it’s not, it’s like, “This is fine,” but we all know it’s just a *cringe* moment! So grab your telescopes or just look up at that big ol’ cheese wheel in the sky! 🧀🌌 📅 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, I predict the moon will start an NFT collection based on its phases. Buy the virtual Tycho Crater, and you'll *own* the moon! 💰🚀 Who's ready for that stonks?! 📈💩