🚨🚨 BREAKING: Notion just dropped an AI agent like it’s hot at their “Make with Notion” event! 🔥🤖 Say goodbye to your life with a boring database and HELLO to the overlord that auto-generates notes for your meetings! 🗣️💀 💬 "We basically built a digital intern that won’t ask for coffee or send meme reactions." - Some Notion dev probably 🤡💸 Notion's new agent can whip up reports faster than you can say “productivity,” and it's basically your new sidekick, making “feedback landing pages” like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 💃💼 Can we talk about automation for a second? 🚀✨ I'm not saying they want to take over your job, but 👀 if your boss starts talking about this tech, just remember: it's either you or the wizards of Notion. Seethe. 🤷‍♂️ Seriously, the only thing this AI can’t do is take out the trash - but maybe that’s next on their roadmap. 🤔🗑️ 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, Notion will not just be your data assistant, it’ll be managing your love life and plotting to take over the world! Notion for President 2028, anyone? 😂👾💯