🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️💌 Notion finally decided to grace us peasants with an AI email app for the iPhone! 🎉 No cap, this is groundbreaking… if we lived in 2015! 😂🔥 Imagine rolling up to your friends like, "Yo, check out my new Notion AI Mail on iOS!" and they’re like 😳 "Do you also have a flip phone?!" Bruh, your tech game is older than that one uncle who only uses Facebook for FarmVille. 💀 And speaking of AIs, here’s a *leaked convo* from the Notion devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "We should make an email app." 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "But like, isn't Gmail already a thing?" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "But ours has AI!" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Bro, that is literally the stonks meme but the stock is crashing. 📉" They really pulled a Drake here, dodging the cringe of innovation and pointing at another "meh" app. 🤔➡️🤷‍♂️ My totally unhinged prediction? Next year Notion will drop Notion Mail 2.0, and it’ll learn to auto-reply "This is fine" to 75% of your emails. 🚀🔥💰 You heard it here first! 👁️💅 #NotionIsSoBasic