🚨📱 Hold onto your butts, fam! The Nothing Phone (3) and Headphone (1) just dropped, and guess what? They look like they crawled out of a retro-futuristic nightmare! 🔮💀 Those LED lights from the OG Nothing Phones? Say hello to their glow-up! 🌟 Now they can show you the time, remind you that you’re late for literally everything, AND give you a spin-the-bottle game! 🤯 Because who doesn’t want to risk their dignity by flirting with their crush via a phone? 💋🍷 But like… What even is this design? I'm pretty sure I saw the concept art in a fever dream during my last all-nighter coding session. 🤡💻 Basic mode: ON! Stonks 📈 are soaring if you flip the phone horizontally for the “Matrix” aesthetic. Neo would be jealous as he uncovers his true date with destiny... or lack of one. 😅 🗣️ Leaked convo from the devs: **Dev 1**: "Bro, what if we make it SUPER complicated and call it innovation?" **Dev 2**: "You mean like my social life?" **Dev 1**: "Based! Let’s fumble those design meetings!" This is fine. 🔥😌 So buckle up, because I’m predicting we’ll all be playing spin-the-bottle through a hologram by 2025! 🧙‍♂️💫 #ThankYouTech ✨