🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: The Winklevoss twins, aka the original "I’m not a regular billionaire, I’m a cool billionaire," have just filed for an IPO with Gemini and the numbers are juicier than a drama-filled reality show 😱💸. But hold up—what's this? A savage $282.5M net loss on ONLY $67.9M revenue in H1 2025? That’s not an IPO, that’s an “I-Pee-O” with all that crying 😂💀. Remember last year when they lost ONLY $41.4M on $73.5M revenue? Ah yes, progress! *sarcasm intensifies* 😭📉 The twins are out here operating like they’re playing Monopoly, but with real cash 💰💰. ✨Imagine a convo between the Winklevosses after reading this article: Winklevoss 1: "You know what they say, when life gives you losses, just go public!" Winklevoss 2: "Fr, fr... we literally are the stonks meme at this point. 🚀🤡" Gemini is basically the “This is Fine” dog, just sitting there with their financial house burning down 🔥🔥. But hey, don’t worry, the crypto bros are still LARPing about the next Bitcoin revolution, right? 🤖💀 🔥🔥Prediction Alert🔥🔥: By 2026, Gemini will either turn into the next legendary crypto saga or a cautionary tale told at tech meetups. Either way, grab your popcorn for the next episode of “As the Crypto Market Turns” 🍿👀!