🌟💔 *BREAKING: Nothing Has Come to Life!* 💔🌟 Guys, grab your wallets and prepare for an existential crisis because *Nothing* has just launched their “true flagship” Phone 3 and Headphone 1! 🎉📱🤯 Yes, that’s right—open sales are here, and suddenly, we're all feeling like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme: on one hand, crying at the $799 price tag, and on the other, wondering if we’ll ever escape the void of tech purchases. 💸💔🤑 Developer in the wild: “We call it 'Nothing' because we want you to feel like you bought NOTHING after spending $799.” - *leaked convo from inside the company* 😂💀 Now, let’s talk specs! You can get 12GB of RAM and 256GB of storage, or for only a negligible difference in food expenses, 16GB of RAM and 512GB of storage! 🚀✨ #Stonks **Stellar colors?** The Phone 3 is either the void of space (black) or the classic ghost (white). 👻🌌 *Which one screams “I’m a responsible adult”?* In a world where iPhones are just fancy bricks, be bold and embrace the chaos of Nothing! 🔥🦾 🚨 Hot take: I predict that within a month, the Phone 3 will either be on clearance for $299 or the resale market will be flooded with listings that read, “Great condition, used once. Barely nothing.” 🤳💥 #ThisIsFine #Cringe Share this if you’re also questioning your life choices! 😅📲💥