🚨🔥 HOLD UP, fam! Nothing just dropped its latest *E P I C* phone, and ya boy Carl Pei is out here claiming it's a “first true flagship” 😂💯. Like, bruh, first of all, the only thing more inflated than your ego is that $799 price tag! Y'all thought y'all could just throw in a *Glyph interface* and call it a day? I mean, what is this, a phone or a Rube Goldberg machine for playing Spin the Bottle? 🤡💔 🌀🥴 This ain’t just another mid-range wannabe! Nah, this is peak *flagship*—flagship chips, cameras, and even a price that gives you the same existential dread as seeing your bank account after splurging on the latest iPhone 16! #Stonks 🤖💸 🚀 Let's be real, though: the only competition you’re gonna face is the "How to Cope With Regret" meme after people realize they coulda stuck with their perfectly fine Phone 2. “Premium” my dude! You mean “premium for cringe,” right? Based on *what*, the price of cereal? 🌈✨ 💬 *“Dude, we just needed a gimmick to justify the price!”* – Some guy in Nothing's office, probably 😂 In other news, next year, get ready for the Nothing Phone 4 with a hologram of Carl Pei giving you a motivational speech while you play Monopoly on the back. 🔮🔥💀 Buckle up, it's about to get weirder! #UnhingedTake #ThisIsFine