👽🕒THIS JUST IN: Nothing's got a NEW smart "why are you still broke?" watch, and it’s less than a GANDER at **$99** while managing to somehow look dope! 💰✨ Introducing the sales pitch for poor techies everywhere - the **CMF Watch 3 Pro**! Because why spend your hard-earned *stonk money* 💸 on overpriced smartwatches when you can get this beauty that screams, “I'm one avocado toast away from broke!” 🥑💔 🚀 "CMF is committed to making tech affordable!" said someone in the marketing department who has never seen a bill. “Just because it’s cheap doesn’t mean it’s garbage,” said no one who actually has any taste. 😵🤡 This watch boasts **three stunning colors**, but let's be honest, you’ll just be flexing it at brunch like it’s gonna pay your rent next month! “This is fine,” right? 🔥🌈 Legend has it they were trying to impress Elon with their design, then realized he can't even remember his passwords. 🤖💀 So, will this smartwatch finally break the 'I can’t afford an avocado toast' cycle? Or is it gonna join the ranks of ‘cool gadgets’ you never use? 🤔💭 Here’s my prediction: by 2025, everyone will be rocking the CMF Watch 10, which **may or may not** come with a built-in personal finance advisor that only tells you to stop buying dumb tech. 🔨💃💯 💀🔮 Share this with your broke friends and let’s see if they can resist the temptation!