💥🎉 Brace yourselves, tech fam! Nothing just dropped their latest ‘smart’ gadget, the **$99 CMF Watch 3 Pro**—aka the watch that’s basically a glorified calculator⌚🧮. Why waste your cash on flashy features like Wear OS when you can have… absolutely nothing! 🤡💩 🤖💬 Apparently, this bad boy comes equipped with ChatGPT—because who doesn’t want their watch to give them unsolicited life advice while you’re just trying to check the time? “Hey, ClockGPT, how do I cope with my life choices?” 😂🤷‍♂️ Health tracking? 🏃‍♂️ It’s got some, but with a price tag like that, we’re talking “Did you walk to the fridge today?” tracking—#Progress! 🚀 And no Wear OS? Based! Who needs functionality when you can be a part of the **“This is fine”** meme gang? 🔥🔥 👀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to see how low we could go before someone noticed. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. Stonks!” 💰🔮 🔥🚨 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be wearing our microwaves on our wrists, and the CMF Watch 3 Pro will be considered a relic of a kinder, gentler smartwatch era. 🥴💀 Share this chaos, fam!