🚨💥 GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE AUDIBLE JUNGLE! 💥🚨 🎧👀 So, Nothing just dropped its first over-ear headphones and, like, they really said, “Who needs AirPods Max?!” 🤷‍♂️💸 Priced at a delightful $299, these bad boys are like if a tech hipster threw a rave in an IKEA showroom. 😂✨ The transparent design is kinda cute, BUT it's giving me more “ghost of tech past” vibes than premium audio. 🕵️‍♂️👻 💀💬 *“The oval shape? Yeah, that’s just us flexing on Apple. And the dots aren’t buttons, bro, they’re part of the acoustic chambers. We’re basically creating a museum of sound!”* - Anonymous Developer or just my brain talking? 🤔🧠 With 35 hours of battery life and ANC that'll make your annoying roommate sound like a distant memory, this is a solid flex for your next TikTok dance! 💃🎶 But let’s be real: it’s still kinda cringe if you’re spending $299 to look cool when you could just… not? 🤦‍♀️ 🚀🔥 SO HERE’S MY UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, we’ll all be wearing these while New Balance sneakers take over TikTok, and the new motto will be “Why scream when you can vibe?” Stonks💹 for Nothing, but also, y’all better have a warranty plan! 💀🤷‍♂️ #NothingButTheBest #OverEarMadness