🚨🎉 HERE WE GO, FOLKS! The Nothing CMF Watch 3 Pro is BACK on sale, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry! 😴🔥 But hold up… it’s the best smartwatch under $100?? Are we sure this isn’t an elaborate prank? 🤡💀 🎈 For just $89.99 (only $10 off, but who’s counting?), you too can slap an invisible watch on your wrist that immediately adds 100% more “I have my life together” vibes! 💯💅 No cap, it’s like the universe’s way of saying, “You’re still broke, but at least you’re fashionable.” 🚀✨ 💬 “Honestly, we just wanted to capitalize on the ‘Nothing’ brand name,” said a *totally real developer* 🤖. “What’s in a name, right?!” This is the same energy as that Drake meme pointing to a regular watch saying “Y’all can keep this, I’m vibing with Nothing!” 🤷‍♂️✨ And if you think this watch is gonna elevate your TikTok game to the next level? 🧐💥 LOL! Better luck with your Ring Fit Adventure! 🔥🔥 Hot take: This watch is literally just an over-glorified pedometer with Wi-Fi access. Who needs a smartwatch when you can just download a fitness app and call it a day? 🤭🪴 Get ready to flex on that low-budget lifestyle – 2024 is the year of *literally* nothing… and I’m here for it! 💔💀