🌌✨ BREAKING: Nothing just dropped some updates, and apparently, they’re trying to keep up with the big kids. 🧒💔👶 🚀 Introducing *Essential Space* — the new AI hub that’s about as essential as a single sock in a washing machine. Seriously, what even is this? 😤💅 They’ve integrated Google Calendar 🙄🤭 like we all needed a reminder of when to *exist* in both the physical and digital realms. "Hey Google, remind me when to hyperventilate over the latest tech product!" 🗓️💀 But wait, there’s more! 🥳 They’ve also “enhanced” the *Flip to Record* feature on Phone (3). Because we all know that turning our phone upside down is a life-changing experience. 🌀🤳 *Leaked developer quote:* "We figured if we added some gadgets, people would forget the fact we still sell overpriced lightbulbs." 🤖💰 And here’s a hot take: these updates are like bringing a spoon to a steak dinner. 🍽️💩 They’re trying to distract us from that “Nothing” vibe. But fr fr, as we sink into the abyss of AI features, remember this: in 5 years, we’ll all be living in real-life *This is Fine* memes, throwing our phones into the void like we’re throwing shade at our ex. 😈🔥 Share if you're ready to ditch your calendar and live free! 🤡📅💥👀