🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: NOTHING just dropped its latest flagship, Phone (3), and guess what? It *definitely* costs an arm, a leg, and maybe a loved one! 💸💀 Brace yourselves, stonks are in freefall because NERDS are about to blow their savings on this $799 shiny paperweight! 🤖✨ You know the vibes—after a TWO-YEAR NAP, the tech world is like “Did we really need another overpriced rectangle?” 🤔💔 But let’s not be rude; Nothing’s out here trying to battle the titans of the phone world like they’re Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson challenging a toddler at a wrestling match 🤼‍♂️ vs 🍏 and 🍌. 🗣️ "We just wanted it to be super transparent, like how the price isn't hiding anything," a totally real developer said while sipping on their overpriced oat milk latte. ☕💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, the Phone (3) sports “futuristic” features like... um, it has a screen and *gasp* it can make calls!!! 🤯📱 Someone call Elon, we’ve invented the wheel again! 🔥🌌 Prediction Time: 5 years from now, we’re all using VR headsets as phones and saying “Remember when we used to hold those bricks?” 😂💀 and the Phone (3) will be a rare artifact in a museum called *This is Fine* 🤦‍♂️🔥. GET READY, TECH WORLD! 💥