💤💤 *YAWN ALERT* 🚨🚨 Nothing just dropped their first over-the-ear headphones. But, like, WHO asked? 🤡💔 Introducing the *Headphone (1)* — because naming products like you're in a 7th-grade science class is definitely a power move, right? 🤦‍♂️ These beauties are made of aluminum and transparent plastic—WOW, now I can see my disappointment in full HD! 🤖✨ And let’s not forget the adaptive noise-canceling! 🎧 The only thing they’re canceling? My interest! 😴💀 They claim to have “bass enhancement for deeper low frequencies” and “spatial audio,” aka sonic sorcery for you to imagine your friends are in the room while they ghost you. 🔊💨 You could buy these for $299 OR just hit “play” on your best friend yelling at you from across the room. “This is fine” 🔥🧯 But HOLY BUTTONS, Batman! Apparently, the buttons might be the real MVPs here. “Clicky-clicky, my dude!” said some *imaginary developer* in a leaked Zoom call, probably while fighting a raccoon for their lunch. 🦝💰 ✨FINAL PREDICTION: In typical Nothing fashion, these headphones will soon be rebranded as a cryptocurrency. “Buy the sound, stake your earholes,” they said. Sounds like a stonks situation to me! 🚀💸 #HeadphoneMemeMadness