💥🤑 *STOP EVERYTHING!* Nothing just dropped a SMARTWATCH for $99, but brace yourselves—it's already on sale for just $79! 💸💀 Who knew Nothing could do *something*? 😂🤖 Introducing the CMF Watch 3 Pro, aka "the watch that will probably make you feel less lonely while you ignore your friends’ texts" 🤳💔. Designed for “everyday users”—which I guess means me, you, and your grandma 👵—this watch is for "casual fitness explorers" 😅. Is that a fancy way to say you use it to count how many snacks you eat during Netflix binges? 🍕📺 In a leaked dev meeting, one engineer reportedly said, “We’re not saying it’s a game-changer, but it definitely changes the game from ‘I’m broke’ to ‘kinda poor’” 😂😂. Picture this: you strap on your CMF Watch 3 Pro and suddenly your life is one long TikTok montage of mediocre workouts and scrolling through *real* smartwatch comparisons 🥲💔. 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take—at this rate, the next “product” from Nothing will just be an empty box with *Nothing* inside! #Stonks to $0, am I right? 🚀💔💰 You know what? Take my money. No cap, I’m buying it just to meme on my friends. Who’s in? 😂💀