🚨🔥BREAKING: Everwild? More like NEVERwild! 💀💀 Microsoft has officially hit the cancellation button on Rare’s most hyped project since sliced bread (and we KNOW how that turned out). 🎮🚫 Yeah, you heard me right! After YEARS in development 🕒 (9 years for a game that looked like a furry fever dream), Everwild is now DOA. 🤡🤖 According to some top-notch insider sources (aka dudes who scrape Reddit for clout), Rare’s vibe-check from 2019 just ran into a brick wall. ✨🚀 “We knew it was a mess, but we thought SOMEONE would figure it out,” one imaginary dev *definitely* didn’t say. 🧠💭 Instead of magic forests, we got *magically* unemployed devs! 👴💔 And it gets worse! Not only is Everwild gone, but Zenimax’s codenamed “Blackbird” (seriously??) has also bitten the dust. I guess we’re stonks-dancing straight to ‘nope’! 📉💸 The only thing left is to stare at the abyss and ask, “Is this fine?” 😅🕳️ 🌟 PREDICTION: Microsoft will *definitely* pivot to developing Xbox-branded blockchain games where all you do is trade NFTs of Everwild’s canceled assets! 💰🔥 2025, y’all! Mark my words!