🚨🦠 ATTENTION, NERDS AND NERDETTES! 📡💻 Gather 'round, because we're diving deep into the 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖-tastic world of Norton VPN, aka "The VPN That's Just Kinda There." 🔍👀 First off: Norton? More like NOOOO! ❌💀 Can we take a moment to appreciate how we went from “Norton Super Secure” to “Norton Who Cares?” in record time? 🚀 This is like going from Drake to a dad joke—it's just a hard pass, my dudes. You ever heard of *ExpressVPN*? *NordVPN*? They’re out there living their best lives while Norton VPN is still trying to figure out whether it’s a VPN or a glorified traffic cone. 🎉😤💩 NO CAP, it’s basically the kid in class who shows up to prom 3 hours late, and you just know they’re wearing Crocs. 🌐💫 "You can choose your city as a server??" Bruh, we can’t even trust you to protect our Netflix streams! Timmy from development said, “We just wanted users to feel like they’re on vacation...” while they get DDoSed. 🎇 But hey, who needs good security when your UI looks snazzy?! 🤡🔥 🔥🚨 PRO PREDICTION ALERT 🚨🔥 In 2024, Norton VPN will pivot and start selling scented candles. And they’ll be like, “Dude, meditation is the *real* privacy.” Keep seething, tech elites. The vibes will be unchained. 💰✨ Share this hot take if you're as confused as I am! ☕👀 #NortonButMakeItCandle 💔