🚨💀 BREAKING: North Korea Just Turned IT into "It’s Time for a Heist!" 🚨💰 Yo, the FBI just dropped a bombshell bigger than the latest crypto crash! 💣 Turns out, the OG hackerman squad from North Korea has been chilling in your Zoom meetings as "IT workers" while the rest of us are just here trying to figure out why our WiFi drops at 4 AM. 😱👨‍💻💔 They used stolen IDs and AI-generated resumes to rake in a WHOPPING $1 BILLION (with a B, baby!) over five years. That’s like taking the “Stonks” meme and turning it into an actual conspiracy theory! 💸🚀 In the words of totally real hacker "Lil’ CyberGnome" 🤖, “Why code when you can just be a ghost? 😂 👻” Sorry, recruiters - next time you're interviewing someone named Kim Jong-Not, maybe get their ID and do a wellness check. This is fine? 💩🔥 Anyway, brace yourself for the future: I foresee a world where your IT support comes with a side of North Korean espionage and an unlicensed copy of Windows 95. 🤡💥 So next time your IT dude says they work from Pyongyang, just remember: You might be one Zoom link away from a nuclear hack! 💣💻💀 #ITGoneWild #ThisIsFine #ThanksAI