🚨💥 BREAKING: North Korea's IT SCAM GAME just leveled up!!! 🔥💻💰 In a plot twist that could only be described as “You’ve Got Mail” meets “Mission Impossible,” the U.S. Treasury just dropped the sanctions hammer on THREE senior officials from the Hermit Kingdom for pulling off the ultimate IT identity heist! 💀🤡 I mean, imagine trying to hire someone who’s a complete ghost! “Hi, I’m Greg from the IT department... that’s definitely not a stolen identity!” 😂🙈 According to our *leaked sources* (aka my mom's basement), one of those North Korean masterminds said, "We just wanted to be on LinkedIn too! #TechLife." Like... come on, dude, you’re seeking connections with a stolen face?! 🤯😵 And let’s not forget the mind-boggling *stonks* this was supposed to generate, only to get shut down faster than a browser tab of Zoom meetings on a Friday afternoon. 📉🚀 But wait – here’s the real kicker: this isn’t just a bad Netflix thriller, it’s a chill reminder to ALL tech companies to vet their hires, or you’ll be hiring someone with a long history of *covert operations*! 🔍🚫 So next time you see someone named *Kwang* popping up in your hiring pool, ask yourself: is this guy actually running a side hustle for Kim Jong Un? 🤨 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see a North Korean “Remote Work for Dummies” course trending on Udemy. 🔪🔥 #GottaSeetheToCope #NorthKoreaHoesMad