🚨🛑BREAKING NEWS, FAM! North Korean scammers are trying to turn your office into a luxury bunker, *AND* they’re pretending to be architects! Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got PyongyangProDesigns?🏢💰💀 👀 So, listen up: these sneaky coding ninjas are sliding into American DMs with resumes so fake they make a Hollywood movie look like a documentary. One "architect" claims he designed the *Tower of Oppression* – but it’s literally just a Tinder profile with a side of *this is fine* meme. 😂🔥 🎤 Quoting a "leaked" conversation from a North Korean dev team: 👨‍💻 “Today we’ll build a hotel that literally just says ‘GOTCHA!’ on the façade.” 👩‍💻 “Boss, but won’t they catch us?” 👨‍💻 “Nah, just slap a stonks meme on it and call it a day.” 🚀 Meanwhile, tech giants are shaking in their overpriced boots thinking, *do we trust these guys with our 3D models?* 🤖 *Drake pointed* at real architects, but honestly…*based* North Korean scanners are coming in hot with that *elite scammer* energy. 🔥💥My prediction? Within a month, the only thing real about your office building will be the wifi password – and it’ll be something like “NotYourRealSSN.” So yeah, buckle up! 😬💀 #ArchitecturalScamGoals #NorthKoreaFTW