🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: North Korean Hackers Got HACKER NO Jutsu! 🤖💥 Yo, listen up, fam! 🤡 Remember when you thought 2023 couldn’t get crazier than the whole banana tape incident? Well, *hold my Red Bull* because the North Korean squad just decided to drop a *literal* malware mixtape on the npm registry. 🌪️💻 These cyber ninjas, linked to the *Contagious Interview campaign* (uhh, what is that even? 🤔), just flooded npm with **67** malicious packages that are hitting more downloads than your mom's TikTok dance challenge! 📈💣 We’re talking over 17,000 downloads—looks like the hackers are PRETTY POPULAR 🥵. Here’s a spicy leaked quote from a “developer” at npm: “Bro, I thought I was just downloading a simple package for my React app, but now I’m about to start a new career in digital warfare. Thanks, North Korea!” 🥴💰 #CareerGoals #NotReally And at this rate, future devs will have to carry a HAZMAT suit just to publish their code! 😷🔥 So, what's the hot take? In 2024, we’re all gonna be writing JavaScript in a bunker surrounded by military-grade firewalls or—wait for it—decoding encrypted messages from Kim Jong-un. 👀🚀 BRB, investing in cyber shields. 💸💀 Stay safe out there, code warriors! And remember: *this is fine.* 🔥😅