🚨💥BREAKING: North Korea Just Dropped the Most Cursed npm Package Collection! 💥🚨 👾 So get this, fam: our friends over in the DPRK decided that developing their nuclear capabilities just wasn't enough. 🤡 They said, "Why not unleash some chaotic coding onto the unsuspecting devs of the world?" And BOOM 💣💥, they dropped 35 malicious npm packages like they're the latest iPhone or something. 🤖📦 These bad boys have been downloaded over 4,000 times. That's basically the equivalent of Rickrolling a full stadium. 🎤💀 Like, imagine being the developer who just got punk'd by Kim Jong-un's "Contagious Interview operation," thinking they were just checking out some new code snippets and BOOM! They just invited malware over for dinner. 🍽️🚫 Some dev leaks say: > "I just wanted a quick build. Now I've got North Korean malware in my project. This is fine... I guess?" 😱 Stonks? Nah, more like NO stonks! 📉💔 The real question is: what’s next, a TikTok dance challenge involving malicious packages? 💀🔥 💥💥🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, npm will be a reality show where devs compete to make THE MOST Chaotic code. Winner gets a chance to collaborate with Kim's team! No cap! 🚀✨